Not Garden-variety GhoulsA FLEA thus questioned an Ox: "What ails you, that being so huge and strong, you submit to the wrongs you receive from men and slave for them day by day, while I, being so small a creature, mercilessly feed on their flesh and drink their blood without stint?' The Ox replied: "I do not wish to be ungrateful, for I am loved and well cared for by men, and they often pat my head and shoulders." "Woe's me!" said the flea; "this very patting which you like, whenever it happens to me, brings with it my inevitable destruction."
'O, that infected moisture of his eye,The Kites and the Swans<p>Having already enjoyed an impressive 200 million downloads worldwide, it’s hard to think of any devout fan of turn-based JRPGs not yet checking out Onmyoji. However, if you fall into this small category or just haven’t humped in for a while, a new game update that sees the evil god Orochi descend upon the land of Heian-Kyo launches today. Will you be able to summon him?</p><p>Onmyoji aims to keep players on their toes at the best of times, tasking them to build up an expert tactical team while engaging in stylish full-3D gameplay – either in PVE or PVP – to defeat various demons in the hopes of becoming the ultimate onmyoji.Today’s update raises the stakes substantially, adding in a new character: a god previously thought locked away in the shadows.Orochi will act as the ultimate test to see if the team and various turn-based tactics players have spent all this time improving will have been worth it. But don’t worry, Onmyoji’s March update also brings with it some goodies to aid this effort. Chief amongst them are a couple of events, including the one that will let players summon SSR Shikigami Orochi himself with the help of a few Jade, Mystery Amulets or AR Amulets. You’ll need to be at least level 15 to do this successfully.Another event covering Orochi Memory Scrolls will also be held after today’s update, where budding onmyojis can help repair the in-game memory scrolls to obtain rewards. Players receive scroll shards by taking part in activities. Scroll shards can then be donated to help repair the memory scrolls, with rewards being awarded according to players’ donation ranking.</p><p>Add an ancient evil power to your team in Onmyoji from today onwards. The new March update takes effect now on iOS and Android.</p>
A THIEF came in the night to break into a house. He brought with him several slices of meat in order to pacify the Housedog, so that he would not alarm his master by barking. As the Thief threw him the pieces of meat, the Dog said, "If you think to stop my mouth, you will be greatly mistaken. This sudden kindness at your hands will only make me more watchful, lest under these unexpected favors to myself, you have some private ends to accomplish for your own benefit, and for my master's injury."The Boy Bathing
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Choice of the Deathless Mod Choice of the Deathless Mod v1.3.1 (Unlocked) Features:UnlockedBattle demons and undead attorneys, and win souls to pay back your student loans! At the elite demonic-law firm of Varkath Nebuchadnezzar Stone, you'll depose a fallen god, find romance, and maybe even make partner, if you don't lose your own soul first."Choice of the Deathless" is a necromantic legal thriller by Max Gladstone, Campbell Award-nominated author of "Three Parts Dead" and "Two Serpents Rise." The game is entirely text-based--without graphics or sound effects--and powered by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.• Explore a fantasy realm with a rich and evolving backstory, based on the novels published by Tor Books.• Play as male or female, gay or straight, dead or alive (or both).• Build your career on carefully reasoned contracts, or party all night with the skeletal partners at your firm.• Navigate intrigue and mystery in a world of scheming magicians and devious monsters.• Look for love in at least some of the right places.• Balance student loans, sleep, daily commute, rent payments, and demonic litigation—hey, nobody said being a wizard was always fun.Note: You can play the first part of the game for free. (Beware, it ends on a cliffhanger!) You can purchase the rest of the game inside the app; purchasing the rest of the game will also turn off in-game advertisements.
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